Have you ever wished to yourself, "Wouldn't it be lovely if the funny cartoons on this website were available in book form? Then I could read them before bed, on the bus, and in the bathroom. I would buy five copies for myself and some for my friends. Well, we used to have books, a long time ago, but they're all sold out so you're too late. Or are you?
You're too late for the independently produced, coil-spine versions that we used to sell, but there is good news for those of you who found whiteninjacomics.com too late to get your hands on those. We will be releasing a more professional looking book very, very soon. It won't have all the comics in it, just the best of the earliest comics. Although only the people bought the early books will have the exclusive privilege of having the entire collection in print (a thanks for your early support), the new books will probably have all your favorites in it. Plus, it will look a whole lot sweeter. And there will be some extra stuff in it too. I don't want to say too much more about it right now. I wrote a detailed news post about it when I first found out we were doing this, but I seem to have misplaced it. If I find it, I?ll post it as is gets closer to the release date (which is in April, by the way.)
So keep your eyes open for that.
Also to keep your eyes open for in April: the release of the new Sun Kil Moon album! Check out a sample track (Moorestown) at caldoverderecords.com. For all you indie elitists out there, Will Oldham contributes to a few tracks on this one as well. Does anyone care but me?
Another great thing about April: Alec Baldwin's birthday.
It's also the birth month of Candace Cameron, Russel Crowe, Thomas Jefferson, and Leonardo Da Vinci. Find out more famous birthdays at famousbirthdays.com.
Speaking of Alec Baldwin, check out this unofficial fan site: http://www.konary.com/alec/alec.html. It was created April 8th 1996, (6 days after Baldwins birthday), and I don't think it's been updated since. Remember when all websites used to look this crappy?
Hi-fives,
-Scott
Evil Poetry - January 22, 2008
So I recently read "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde," and it scared me to death. That book is pure evil. I had willies for days. But here's a fun fact for you (I'm assuming most people haven't actually read the book): Did you know that when Jekyll transforms into the dreaded Mr. Hyde, he actually gets smaller in stature? Cartoon parodies, such as the classic Sylvester and Tweety version, on which all of my Jekyll and Hyde knowledge has been based, would have us believe that Hyde the much larger of the two.
I've also been reading Poe a lot lately, from which I have also received a lot of willies. But it's inspired me to begin writing poetry. Dark, sinister poetry. Allow me to share this terrifying poem of a young boy with a grotesquely massive head, written in true Edgar Allen Poe Style:
Johnny Big-Head's Crappy Christmas
For Christmas I got crappy stuff,
The worst thing was a sweater.
The neck hole wasn't big enough,
The shoulders weren't much better.
My sister got a basketball,
My brother, a toboggan,
And my dumb gift, a shirt to small
To fit my massive noggan.
My mother said, "just toss it on
And give it a quick heave."
My siblings helped before too long
By tugging on each sleave.
To make the sweater finally fit,
My family stretched it wide,
Upside-down they opened it,
So I could dive inside.
I wiggled through my massive skull
Until my face turned red,
And after vicious push and pull
My sweater birthed a head.
The sweater now looks simply wretched,
It really needs some sewing.
The neck hole is so very stretch-ed
That my nipple's showing.
Now, when my family buys me clothes
They really have to hunt,
When buying shirts, they look for those
With buttons in the front.
Okay, so it wasn't that scary. I just needed some segue to show off what I'd written. My plan is to release a collection of poems like this sometime in a book called "Roses are Red, Here are Some Poems." It's really more Shel Silverstein style than Edgar Allen Poe. If you read my other book, "Under the Deck, and Under Some Sticks," you'll get the vibe.
Due to the sick rhymes, as clearly displayed above, I may also release audio files of the poems done in a rap over Garage Band beats. But probably not.
Anyway, thanks for choosing whiteninjacomics.com/news as you number one source for the news. I'll keep you up do date as new stuff happens.
Hi-fives,
-Scott
The future is here - January 1, 2008
Happy New Year everyone!!!!
What is it, 2008 or something? The future is officially here. I encourage everyone out there to log onto americanapparel.net (link to shiny pants) and buy something really shiny. Afterall, wasn�t this the decade our parents and grandparents predicted we would all be cyborg spacepeople?
My New Years resolutions:
1)Buy shiny pants.
2)Start smoking.
3)Don�t write 2007 on all my cheques.
4)Learn how to play piano.
5)Stop smoking.
6)Use the word �juxtaposition� in a sentence.
7)Become a Guitar Hero on medium setting.
8)Save a panda, a whale, and a rainforest.
9)Try new foods. Even seafood. (Not whales, though). (Or Pandas).
10) Play the drums 22 hours a day so I can be as good as the guy in the following video (13 years old). Yikes.
Did you watch long enough to see him go with one hand??? Holy friggin� smokes!
That reminds me. I need to start smoking.
Here�s a collage I made of famous people smoking. Enjoy.
-Scott
White Ninja dolls - October 29, 2007
It's been awhile since I wrote something in here, so I thought I should probably write something pretty freakin' exciting so how about this:
A White Ninja stuffed toy!!
All of these dolls are entirely hand-made with a totally unique, random facial expression on each one! Scott and I have spent the past couple weeks drawing faces on all of these guys so each doll is completely individualized. No two dolls are the same. And not only that, but we also signed each of them. How cool is that? Pretty freakin' cool, I'd say.
There are only 75 available for the Christmas season. So if you want one then order it soon or get someone to order for you because these are going to be gone fast.
Also, for Christmas, we are going to be including a signed Christmas card by Scott and I along with every 3 pack order of t-shirts (this includes CsN shirts too). The cards are so very wonderful this year... they are, by far, the sparkliest cards we've ever had. There's so much Christmas cheer on those cards that I can hardly believe that that much cheer actually exists. We've drawn a funny White Ninja picture in all of the cards too. So not only are you getting massive amounts of cheer but also a signed drawing from us too. These are also a "while supplies last" type of thing, so if you want a funny card and 3 wicked tees then buy soon.
You're probably tired of hearing me say "buy soon", but really if you want your stuff at your door by Christmas then please don't wait too long. The deadline for Christmas orders to everywhere OUTSIDE the USA is November 30, and within the USA is December 15. If you order before these dates then you can be pretty much 100% sure that your order will arrive before December 25th.
Dog pounds,
-Kent
Raptors announcer loves...well, you'll see. - September 21, 2007
Listen to the first 5 seconds of this clip. There is no need to listen to the rest, the story isn't that interesting. But I find the first 5 seconds really entertaining.
Yes, you just heard Toronto Raptors announcer, Chuch Swirsky, accuse his co-announcer of "Loving Dick." Because I live in Canada, I have to cheer for the Toronto Raptors, because that's the only team we have (basketball-wise). But I'm getting really tired of Chuck Swirsky and his pervy comments. Last season I heard him say the following pervy things:
"I love dick"
"We love dick"
"I know you love dick"
"I like his body, Leo, it's thick and muscular" (talking about Raptors forward Kris Humphries)
"He could tear your shirt right off"
"Friday night is hump night"
"The American players don't come with a package like his" (talking about Italian foreward, Andrea Barngani)
Of course these are all taken out of context, but geez Swirsky.
Still, the worst thing is that everytime the Raptors win a game he says something stupid like "Get out the salami and cheese, momma!" For no reason! And if they win by a lot he says "onions, baby, onions!" And people pretend to love it. If you care to hear this nonsense, check out this link (you have to listen or fastforward to the last 5 or 10 seconds):
Yikes.
This up and coming season, Kent and I are going to record all the stupid things he says (at least 15 a game) and make a tape which we will send to Chuck Swirsky.
Here's a picture of Chuck Swirsky:
He's also got a bobblehead doll. Don't tell Kent, but I got it for him for his birthday.
Hi-Fives!
-Scott
Malki! vs. Comic-Con - August 24, 2007
Best documentary I've seen in a long time.
Does everyone know who David Malki! is? If you don't, you are a super-loser. He does a little comic called Wondermark, and it's probably your thing, so check it out. But more importantly, you should check out this little video he made about Comic-con, the world's biggest comic convention. In it he asks: "Which is better, Me or Comic-con?" If you want to know if David Malki! is better or worse than Comic-con, this video is for you.
P.S. He asked me my opinion, but unfortunately I had just woken up from a long nap on a pile of t-shirts and didn't really understand what was going on. Nevertheless, Kent and I make a very brief appearance in the video giving Malki! some fist pound greetings.
Hi-Fives!
-Scott
Great things - August 24, 2007
Okay, who likes the same things as me???
I know that it's good to have different tastes in stuff and everything - It's what makes us special, right? But some things are just universally great. So great, probably, that nobody could conceive of contesting their greatness. Joey Ramone, for example, was universally great. He was skinny and he had long hair and sunglasses and a leather jacket. Sweet.
So anyway, I'm going to try to give you a list here of purely universally great things for you to look at and then agree with me. (It's actually just a list of stuff I found recently, so feel free to hate it if you want).
Great thing number 1: Cardoons www.cardoons.ca is a funny webcomic that is super gross. It is about things like zits and poop and wieners and all that sick stuff. If you are gross or are planning on becoming gross, check out this site. I think it's Canadian. That's what .ca means, right? Those awesome, awesome Canadians.
Great thing number 2: Musical Vegetables.
This guy has turned carrots and asparaguses into musical instruments. How universally great is that? It's made extra funny by the fact that he's not speaking English. Check it out:
Better news, we've finally printed up volume 6 of the White Ninja comics collection. This one is a little different than the others, though, in that it has nearly 2.5 times as many comics in it, and was printed in very limited quantity. We made them available to Comic-Con attendees first, and now we only have about 60 books left for sale. That's not too many, so get your orders in soon, and tell your friends that don't check the site everyday like you do.
Comic-Con is coming up super fast. It's beginning Wednesday, July 25th to Sunday, July 29th. So while we're gone the comic will still be updated Monday, Wednesday, and Friday as usual. But there won't be any fan arts till we get back.
Anyways, here's some really important information about the convention this year: As always, we will be sharing a booth with some excellent friends of our from Dayfree Press. Questionable Content, Dr. McNinja, Patches, Little Gamers, Girly, Sam and Fuzzy, and us will all be there. It's going to be cramped but, we'll make it work. Here is a link to our booth location this year:
Although our booth is actually smaller then last year, we've upgraded it considerably with a professionally printed banner (no more jiffy markers for us!), shiny new shelves for our most excellent merchandise, and even pink bags to carry your fantastic purchases from White Ninja and Dayfree Press in.
Of course we will have plenty of merchandise for you guys to purchase if you like. We'll be selling the Eagle, Stealth, Luvbster, and Hotdog tees. Plus, white ninja buttons. And, for those of you who are going to make the trek to Comic-Con we have a special surprise for you. We will be selling a super temporary limited edition volume 6 White Ninja book! This includes 160 hilarious comics from after, the now discontinued, book #5. We only printed 150 copies and that's all we're going to print... ever.
AND! As if that isn't awesome enough we're also bringing 40 handmade White Ninja dolls. They look so good.
And of course, Scott and I will be there all week signing stuff and drawing pictures for whoever wants one. We hope to see you out!
First off, I want to send a big thanks out to everyone who participated in the White Ninja fan art contest. We got a lot of fantastic submissions and it was really tough to pick the winners. If you missed them here they are:
We just finished up the white ninja comic with Robbie's winning character, a ham in fishnet stockings. I think you guys are going to laugh and maybe cry (but in a good way). It will be up on Monday.
For those of you coming to see us at San Diego Comic-Con this summer, we will be selling a new temporary book, "White Ninja Volume 6", which includes the next 160 comics after the old book #5. This will be for sale on the site, for a limited time only, when we get back in early August.
Also, we've never received so many requests for new merchandise as much as we did for "White Ninja's very nice hat". So, due to overwhelming response, we have created a brand new "No Hats" hat which is now for sale in the White Ninja store. Now, you too, can declare your hatred of hats.
ALSO, we are going to be discontinuing 2 of our t-shirts, the Grenade and the Speech shirts. They will be for sale until July 19th, while supplies last. They will never be back again. So don't delay.
By the way, they will be on sale for only $10!!
Holy crap. I know.
New fan art contest! - May 27, 2007
So, it's been awhile since our last fan art contest. And last time it was only open to the people who were subscribers to our very awesome White Ninja newsletter. But this time around we've decided to open it up to not just the newsletter people but to everyone! So here's the details:
1. Draw a fan art, can either be a picture or a comic, with White Ninja and a character of your own creation - it could be a gun slinging Sheriff, a talking plastic bag, a sentient box of cereal, or whatever you want.
2. Email the fan art to thecreators[at]whiteninjacomics.com.
3. The contest closes on Monday, June 18th.
4. Scott and I will go through the fan arts that are submitted and pick the top 3 funniest fan arts and their original characters.
5. So what's the prize? You ask. Well, it's pretty much the best prize there is: 3rd place will receive a White Ninja hat. 2nd place will receive a White Ninja t-shirt. And the big first place winner will get a White Ninja hat and t-shirt AND, best of all, they'll have their original character written into a brand new White Ninja comic strip that will be put up on the website the following week!
How cool would that be? Pretty cool, I think. So start submitting your most excellent fan arts and comics. I'm really excited to see what you guys can come up with.
Dog pounds,
-Kent
Extra! Extra! - May 17, 2007
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Kent is officially not funny anymore!
Okay, here's the thing: I drew this hilarious comic the other day, and Kent is all like, "No, that's not funny. That can't go up on the site." And unfortunately, we have a rule that says that if one of us isn't happy with a comic we can veto it. So it's not going up in the comics section.
The good news is this: I've decided that this comic qualifies as News, so I'm posting it in the news section. Here it is. Enjoy it while it's up, because Kent will probably take it down.
Hi-Fives,
-Scott
English is dumb. - May 3, 2007
Since I challenged people to come up with arguments about my airtight case for using an apostrophe for "it's" in every situation, I've literally been bombarded with emails countering this argument. 6 to be exact. 3 out of these 6 were to express support for my views. Thank you, thank you, thank you. The person with the most eloquent argument, however, was Gabriel Koenig, who didn't really argue for or against, but instead raised a whole new can of worms: "The thing that doesn't make sense is when the apostrophe is used to connote possession, as in your example 'The rat's cheese was full of holes.' This does not make any sense. It isn't trying to say 'the rat is cheese was full of wholes' or 'the rat has cheese was full of holes'. It is very strange how the typical form of a contraction has been borrowed for an uncontracted use. The problem is not with the dual existence of it as 'its' and 'it's' as you claimed. Rather, the issue is the ridiculous apostrophe used after any proper noun to try to convey its possession of something." Hope you got that.
In other news (worse news), we will be unable to print up the Gorilla tees that we got everyone so pumped up about. We will be refunding those who sent us their orders, and hopefully replacing the shirt shortly with a more kick-butt shirt. Bazookas, Botched cosmetic surgery, Children playing marbles - are all likely candidates for the new shirt.
Hi Fives,
-Scott
Its vs. It's - April 25, 2007
We get a lot of emails here at White Ninja Comics from grammar fans pointing out our (very infrequent) grammar errors. I'm pretty good with "you're" and "your," though I believe I've screwed it up once or twice. I'm also an ace on "their," "there," and "they're." The one that the grammarians always catch me on, though, is "It's" and "Its." And that's because it(')s stupid.
In my opinion, the word It's should always have an apostrophe. It's appropriate for all occasions, such as combining the words "It" and "Is," and "It" and "has."
Examples:
It's been sniffing around in the garbage again. (It has).
It's going to rain. (It is).
The point I'd like to argue, however, is that an apostrophe should also be used when showing possession for the pronoun "It" (a pronoun is a word that replaces a noun). If it shows possession for a proper noun, why not a pronoun as well.
Examples:
The rat's cheese was full of holes. (proper noun possession)
Its cheese was full of holes. (pronoun possession)
Why must we drop the apostrophe? It should be, "It's cheese was full of holes." Am I the only one who thinks this? Just because it's a grammar rule doesn't mean it's right. Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in. (Notice I ended that last sentence in a preposition). I challenge someone to counter this airtight argument. If somebody can prove that my "apostrophe is always appropriate theory" is wrong, I will post their argument in the next newspost and admit defeat.
Hi fives,
-Scott
P.S. Please keep sending us emails about incorrect grammar because we don't like looking like idiots.
And we'll be there on Saturday May 5th from 10am-5pm. So if you're in Saskatoon or area that weekend you should definitely come down and say hello.
The second White Ninja appearance will be at the grand San Deigo Comic-Con show in, you guessed it, San Deigo, California. This show is always crazy and but super fun. As always we'll be sharing a booth with some of our Dayfree Press friends. If you've never been to this show before it's quite the spectacle. There are all sorts of neat things to look at, not to mention the freaks... lots of freaks. Freaks who dress up as Cavemen and Darth Vader and Turok the Dinosaur Hunter. Anyways, it's great and we'll be there. Comic-Con begins Wednesday July 25th and goes to Sunday July 29th. We'll post more info about this show as it draws closer. But check out the Comic-Con website if you are thinking about attending: http://www.comic-con.org/cci/
Since I challenged people to come up with arguments about my airtight case for using an apostrophe for "it's" in every situation, I've literally been bombarded with emails countering this argument. 6 to be exact. 3 out of these 6 were to express support for my views. Thank you, thank you, thank you. The person with the most eloquent argument, however, was Gabriel Koenig, who didn’t really argue for or against, but instead raised a whole new can of worms: "The thing that doesn't make sense is when the apostrophe is used to connote possession, as in your example 'The rat's cheese was full of holes.' This does not make any sense. It isn't trying to say 'the rat is cheese was full of wholes' or 'the rat has cheese was full of holes'. It is very strange how the typical form of a contraction has been borrowed for an uncontracted use. The problem is not with the dual existence of it as 'its' and 'it's' as you claimed. Rather, the issue is the ridiculous apostrophe used after any proper noun to try to convey its possession of something." Hope you got that.
In other news (worse news), we will be unable to print up the Gorilla tees that we got everyone so pumped up about. We will be refunding those who sent us their orders, and hopefully replacing the shirt shortly with a more kick-butt shirt. Bazookas, Botched cosmetic surgery, Children playing marbles - are all likely candidates for the new shirt.
Hi Fives,
-Scott
Its vs. It's - April 25, 2007
We get a lot of emails here at White Ninja Comics from grammar fans pointing out our (very infrequent) grammar errors. I'm pretty good with "you're" and "your," though I believe I've screwed it up once or twice. I'm also an ace on "their," "there," and "they're." The one that the grammarians always catch me on, though, is "It's" and "Its." And that's because it(')s stupid.
In my opinion, the word It's should always have an apostrophe. It's appropriate for all occasions, such as combining the words "It" and "Is," and "It" and "has."
Examples:
It's been sniffing around in the garbage again. (It has).
It's going to rain. (It is).
The point I'd like to argue, however, is that an apostrophe should also be used when showing possession for the pronoun "It" (a pronoun is a word that replaces a noun). If it shows possession for a proper noun, why not a pronoun as well.
Examples:
The rat's cheese was full of holes. (proper noun possession)
Its cheese was full of holes. (pronoun possession)
Why must we drop the apostrophe? It should be, "It's cheese was full of holes." Am I the only one who thinks this? Just because it's a grammar rule doesn't mean it's right. Sometimes you have to stand up for what you believe in. (Notice I ended that last sentence in a preposition). I challenge someone to counter this airtight argument. If somebody can prove that my "apostrophe is always appropriate theory" is wrong, I will post their argument in the next newspost and admit defeat.
Hi fives,
-Scott
P.S. Please keep sending us emails about incorrect grammar because we don't like looking like idiots.
And we'll be there on Saturday May 5th from 10am-5pm. So if you're in Saskatoon or area that weekend you should definitely come down and say hello.
The second White Ninja appearance will be at the grand San Deigo Comic-Con show in, you guessed it, San Deigo, California. This show is always crazy and but super fun. As always we'll be sharing a booth with some of our Dayfree Press friends. If you've never been to this show before it's quite the spectacle. There are all sorts of neat things to look at, not to mention the freaks... lots of freaks. Freaks who dress up as Cavemen and Darth Vader and Turok the Dinosaur Hunter. Anyways, it's great and we'll be there. Comic-Con begins Wednesday July 25th and goes to Sunday July 29th. We'll post more info about this show as it draws closer. But check out the Comic-Con website if you are thinking about attending: http://www.comic-con.org/cci/
Happy Easter everyone. I hope everyone eats lots of candy and attends lots of church.
Does anybody remember the olden days on whiteninjacomics.com when we used to have White Ninja Chanllenges instead of comics? There was that one: Find 6 funny things in this picture, and the other: Find 6 scary things in this picture. Well, I was doing some thinking to myself and I though, "Scott, wouldn't it be fun if White Ninja readers had another challenge to sharpen their minds?" Then I answered aloud, "Yes." So I made one. But I didn't want to put it in place of a comic for two reasons. First of all, we haven't done it in a while, and I didn't know if the new readers would appreciate it. Second, it's not as funny as the other two. But it's still pretty good, so we'll put it in the news section and call it news.
Check it out:
Okay, who got six out of six? It's a tough one. Perhaps because what one finds upsetting isn't necessarily, totally, one hundred percent objective. Congratulations if you were upset by this picture.
Hi Fives,
Scott
Music is good, usually. - April 2, 2007
Hello friends, I hope that all is well in Internet land today. I had a pretty neat weekend. So I'm going to tell you all about it, whether you like it or not. The Juno Awards, which for those of you that don't know, are basically a Canadian version of the Grammys, were hosted by our home town of Saskatoon. I wasn't super pumped about it or anything, mostly because Nelly Furtado was hosting it and she can be pretty annoying. But anyways, my sister and I were able to get a couple of tickets to the show so I thought, "what the hay? It might be kinda alright." So we went and it was actually pretty okay. Billy Talent, K-OS, and Tragically Hip all performed, but I gotta say my two favourites were two dudes that I'd never heard of before: Patrick Watson and DJ Champion. I'm sure that most of you have probably already heard of them, but if not you should really check them out.
Anyways, am I the only person in the world that hates that Mika retard? It's one idiot right? Or is that the band? Regardless, that song has gotta be one of the worst songs ever written and definitely the worst song ever to be so popular. I'd rather listen to Ace of Base or Shirley Temple for infinity times then hear that song again.
It was actually really funny (in hindsight) and really frightening (in the present-sight). Scott and I went to a movie with a couple hot babes about a month ago, we were there pretty early, and the theatre was all dark and spooky like. Then suddenly the most horrifying image appeared on screen of this crazed maniac singing about "being violet" and "being purple" and all this other pervy stuff.
Speaking of Dayfree Press, for the past, oh, I dunno... ever, we've been discussing a revision and redesign of the Dayfree website. Scott actually did the bulk of the design of the site and I think it looks pretty awesome. Don't you agree?
It�s been a slow week for news I must admit. So I thought you�d like to look at some munchkins. Here, look at some munchkins. It�s not news, but neither is almost everything else that I find amusing.
If you�ve never seen the Wizard of Oz before, you probably just peed your pants�out of a combination of fright and hilarity�and pee. If you�ve seen the movie hundreds of times, as I have, you�ll have to admit that it�s much more disturbing when taken out of context. There�s just something freaky about squeaky little people, dressed as clowns, dancing like marionettes performed by a crane which is being operated by a stiff, 1970s-looking robot.
I apologize for the lack of real news, but if I don�t have something for you to read when you come to this section, then you might stop coming, and you�ll miss out on any VERY REAL news that you might need to hear. On the other hand, if I post crap like this everyday, it will be like the boy who cried wolf. I�ll be all like, �hey, come read some news in the news section,� and you guys�ll all be like, �yah, what news is that, liar?�
Anyway, Hi-fives all around.
-Scott
Books for sale! - March 2, 2007
Does the news never stop in internetland?
Apparently not, because I have more fabulous news to share with you all.
Ever since I was 8 or 9 years old, I've wanted to write a kids book. I figured, "How hard can it be? It's mostly pictures, and there's only like 20 words per page." Turns out, it's a lot of work. It takes, literally, hundreds and hundreds of hours. I know, because I finally finished one! "Under the Deck and Under Some Sticks..." is the title of my first book, and I couldn't be more pleased with how it turned out.
The story is about a little boy who finds - under his deck and under some sticks - the remains of a recently deceased cat. As you might have guessed, the boy and the dead cat become immediate friends, enjoying sleep-overs and other such things that children love to read about. It even involves life lessons about mourning the loss of close friends as well as the loss of decaying body parts. An instant classic to read to the mall child in your family.
To help celebrate the release of this private publication, all 5 volumes of White Ninja books are going on sale for... wait for it... $5.oo a piece. That's right, five bucks each. Or you can get the outrageous once in a lifetime deal of all 5 books for only $20 - that's less than half the original price. This is a while supplies last sale and once these original books are gone they will NOT be available again. Our newsletter readers have already bought up A LOT of the book stock. Get yours before it's too late!
Thanks everyone.
Hi-Fives.
Ready for some good Bad News? - February 26, 2007
Can you believe it but I have some even more important and exciting news to tell you guys. Hold onto your heads, because it is pretty much the most mind-blowing thing you're going to hear for the rest of your life! (or atleast this week).
For the past few months Scott and I have been working on a new project. We're extremely excited about it and we think that you guys are going to totally love it. Our new project is the webcomic/webstory called �Bad News Radio!�
Bad News Radio has been something that we�ve been wanting to do for a very long long time. Basically it is an ongoing story about the random connections between people. Each story part details a snippet from an individual�s life. It is, when you come right down to it, the greatest story ever written. Check it out. It�s updated every Tuesday and is pretty freakin' hilarious if I say so myself.
Hello everyone. You're probably wondering "What is this strange new section on the white ninja website?" Fear not friends. I will explain: Scott and I have realized that our current "What's new?" section on the main page is very insufficient for actually telling you guys about actual important stuff. Sure, we have the newsletter which is awesome and you should sign-up to it (click here), but not everyone who comes to this fantastic website sees it. So, we have decided that it would probably be a good idea to create a REAL News section. You see, now we can actually explain in depth things that are important, such as, a new shirt or book, upcoming conventions, and other important things. Plus, we can talk to you guys about fun stuff that we find on the internet, or perhaps even things that happen to Scott and I. I think that it will be good and you will certainly enjoy it.
Right now, we'll probably only be updating this section a couple times a week, because it'd be hard to come up with real News everyday. However, it'll be pretty good because both me and Scott will write stuff in here.
So, shall we get to some real news then? I think so.
Important news #1: We've sent in the pre-orders for the new Stealth shirt. It'll take about a week or so to print and then they'll be sent out to everyone who ordered them. We've also ordered a few of them for stock so they are available to order still.
Important news #2: This cat can talk. Holy crap.
Important news #3: We're almost all out of fan arts. If you've been thinking about making a fan art for white ninja. You definitely should and then email it to us at thecreators[at]whiteninjacomics.com.
Books? - January 30, 2008
White Ninja dolls - October 29, 2007
