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May 20, 2011 An awesome, bearded, roll 'n roll band from our hometown is in the FINAL TWO (!) for the Choose the Cover the Rolling Stone magazine contest. They are wicked cool. Check 'em out and click here to vote for them if you don't mind. Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the sleezy watch guy." May 18, 2011 New comic is titled "White Ninja builds a duplicate of himself." May 16, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the pot of gold." May 13, 2011 Yikaroo! Friday the 13th! Quick, read this comic: "White Ninja's sock." May 11, 2011 Pervy new comic called "White Ninja holds it." May 9, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's lethal weapon." May 6, 2011 Listen up meow! There is a new comic called "White Ninja skins a rabbit." May 4, 2011 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja rescues everybody." May 2, 2011 Go VOTE Canadians! Apathy is no excuse. Go VOTE VOTE VOTE! Tomorrow could change everything... Latest comic is called "White Ninja joins a gym." April 29, 2011 If you live in Canada. Please go vote on May 2nd. Make your vote count. New comic is titled "White Ninja needs rescuing." April 27, 2011 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja is a smart baby." April 25, 2011 New comic is titled "White Ninja's son is an eater." April 22, 2011 Good Friday comic is called "White Ninja does that thing that all men do." April 20, 2011 My new favourite website. New comic is called "White Ninja's useless super power." April 18, 2011 New comic is titled "White Ninja's greatest moment." April 15, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja gets what he wishes for." April 13, 2011 New comic is titled "White Ninja splishes and splashes." April 11, 2011 Today is White Ninja's 14th Birthday. Happy birthday White Ninja. Latest comic is called "White Ninja's gift from Grandma." April 8, 2011 More comic! "White Ninja spits." April 6, 2011 New comic is titled "White Ninja kisses a puppy." April 4, 2011 New comic is called "White Ninja rides the bus." April 1, 2011 Latest comic = "White Ninja ais a health nut." March 30, 2011 It's a new comic! "White Ninja and the wide-eyed youth." March 28, 2011 There is a new comic called "White Ninja's friend really sucks." But you know what doesn't suck? Mark Ho's wicked new white ninja tattoo. See the fan art section. March 25, 2011 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja prevents a drowning." March 23, 2011 There is a new comic and it's called "White Ninja is an extreme naturalist." March 21, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja seeks marriage counselling." March 18, 2011 How come St. Patrick's Day makes everyone think they are Irish even if they are like 1/4 or 1/8 or 0? Anyways, latest comic is called "White Ninja is skeptical." March 16, 2011 There is a new comic and it's titled "White Ninja is two years out of high school." March 14, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja invents wonderful things." March 11, 2011 "White Ninja and the costume party" is the new comic. March 9, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's car has airbags." March 7, 2011 There is a new comic and it's titled "White Ninja eats food." March 4, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja vs. the dastardly kidnapper." March 2, 2011 New comic is titled "White Ninja is in trouble with social services." February 28, 2011 Have you got your White Ninja tattoo on your body yet? Latest comic is called "White Ninja and his dog are curious." February 25, 2011 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja looks at people's bottoms." February 23, 2011 "White Ninja and the banana monkey." Who needs the National Geographic Channel? February 21, 2011 "White Ninja agrees to a blind date" is the title of the latest comic. Does anyone actually do this? Or is this only in comics/TV? February 18, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the ninja." February 16, 2011 There is a comic today. Title: "White Ninja needs a prescription." February 14, 2011 Just in time for Valentine's Day: "White Ninja: hospitals are too expensive." February 11, 2011 Hooray for February 11th! Latest comic is called "White Ninja can hardly believe his eyes." February 9, 2011 New comic is called "White Ninja swims in the ocean. February 7, 2011 "White Ninja is overwhelmed with guilt" is the new comic. February 4, 2011 Hey Look! A new comic! February 2, 2011 My favorite number is today's comic #1138! It's called "White Ninja doesn't want to eat veggies." I hate veggies too - which, such cuz I'm a vegetarian as well. Frus-trat-ing! January 31, 2011 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja is ready for the beach." January 28, 2011 New comic is called "White Ninja gets a booth at the carnival." January 26, 2011 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja's sleep is interrupted." January 24, 2011 The new comic is called "White Ninja clones a mammoth." January 21, 2011 Only 6 months until the summer solstice now. New comic is "White Ninja tells a snowman who's boss." January 19, 2011 "White Ninja buys new athletic shoes" is the title of the latest comic. January 17, 2011 It's Monday. "White Ninja catches his son in a lie." January 14, 2011 Latest comic is called "White Ninja puts it all out there." January 12, 2011 "White Ninja is bugged by something." January 10, 2011 New comic is titled "White Ninja gets ready for an outing." January 7, 2011 Didn't get the White Ninja shirt you wanted? Go buy some more! Latest comic is called "White Ninja's demons." January 5, 2011 "White Ninja is an observer of nature" is the latest comic. January 3, 2011 A new year and a new comic. How lucky are you? "White Ninja rides a yoshi." December 31, 2010 Bye bye #10. Love you. Last comic of the year is called "White Ninja is a dental hygenist." Thanks for your support for the past year. Keep reading. December 29, 2010 "White Ninja seeks love" is the new comic of the day. December 27, 2010 New comic is "White Ninja wins the science fair." December 24, 2010 "White Ninja's favorite day of the year" is not tomorrow, but tomorrow is my third favorite day of the year. Pretty cool. Say hi to Santa for me. Muah! December 22, 2010 New comic: "White Ninja asks for a sign." December 20, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja gets a job over the holidays." December 17, 2010 "White Ninja is going to be a father" today. December 15, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja is going to be a mother." December 13, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja drinks tea with a friend." December 10, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's large breakfast." December 8, 2010 Woohoo. December 8th! Latest comic is called "White Ninja's friendship pact." December 6, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja gets some fresh air." December 3, 2010 "White Ninja gets another pet." December 1, 2010 My new favorite day of the year! Latest comic is called "White Ninja accepts his disability with grace." Bye. November 29, 2010 Did you know that today is White Ninja birthday? Happy birthday White Ninja! Latest comic is called "White Ninja's wife wants to talk about it." November 26, 2010 "White Ninja gets through the hard times." New comic. November 24, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja's favorite pot." November 22, 2010 Christmas is coming up... do you have your White Ninja-themed gifts yet? New comic is called "White Ninja is blocked up." November 19, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja has scoliosis." November 17, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's alcohol problem." November 15, 2010 There is a new comic and it's called "White Ninja's adopted son." November 12, 2010 Fresh off the presses. "White Ninja looks for work." November 10, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja is stranded on the high seas." November 8, 2010 Hello lovers. New comic is called "White Ninja is there for his son." Happy November 8th to everyone! November 5, 2010 "White Ninja farms up a storm." Sorry. November 3, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja puts his hand up." November 1, 2010 Today's comic is titled "White Ninja is an animal rights advocate." October 29, 2010 "White Ninja is a halloween machine" is the new comic. Happy Halloween. October 28, 2010 Huge pre-Christmas SALE over at Topatoco. Shirts start at $15 for ONE WEEK ONLY! There are several White Ninja shirts that are available - so if you've been thinking about picking one up, now is your chance. October 27, 2010 "White Ninja gets organized" is the title of the latest comic. October 25, 2010 A t-shirt sale is happening at Topatoco this week! $15 for each 'last chance' shirts. There are 5 or 6 white ninja shirts that are included in this category that will not be reprinted. So if you've been thinking you'd like to pick one up, well, this is your last chnace! New comic is titled "White Ninja reunites with Merlin" (the magician). October 22, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's amazing balloon." October 20, 2010 Is it only 2 weeks until Halloween? How am I going to be able to get my Twilight costume ready in time?! Are you dressing up? Perhaps, as White Ninja? You are! Cool. Email us your photo and we will post it on the website. If it is super awesome and the best then we might even send you something for free! Latest comic is titled "White Ninja teaches social skills." October 18, 2010 So I'm not exactly sure what happened on Friday... the comic was uploaded, though it appears that with our transfer to a new server on Friday as well, the copied files did not include the most recent comic! As a result, these files were erased and so the new comic did not appear on the website! We apologize for missing this mistake and robbing you of your laughs for the day. The new comic is up today. It is called "White Ninja is left in charge of dinner." October 13, 2010 White Ninja discovers the key to happiness in today's comic: "White Ninja exercises his dog." October 11, 2010 The new comic is epicly titled: "Adventures of teenage White Ninja." Happy Thanksgiving in Canada. October 8, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja talks to his underwear." October 6, 2010 New comic is "White Ninja is a terrible pet-owner." October 4, 2010 FYI: Kent will be trevelling for the next 2 weeks as such the updates will still be regular, but what with the time change they may be at a different time than usual. Latest comic is called "White Ninja talks movies with an octopus." October 1, 2010 "White Ninja threatens a turtle" is the new comic. September 29, 2010 Kent will be travelling the world for 10 whole days starting next week. So the updates may not be at the usual time - cuz apparently when it's 10:00 o'clock here - it can sometimes be a different time other places. Anyways, there will still be updates it's just they might be earlier or later depending on where in the world Kent is. Today's comic is "White Ninja and the deadly owls." September 27, 2010 "White Ninja is not funny." September 24, 2010 Is it Fall already?! Frick! New comic: "White Ninja's xtreme sport outing." September 22, 2010 "White Ninja plays with dolls." Barbie dolls. September 10, 2010 "White Ninja is scum." September 8, 2010 Are you on twitter? Follow us at "whiteninjas." Cuz we're really funny. And we giv stuff away for free sometimes. New comic is titled "White Ninja's keen sense of humor." September 6, 2010 New comic is "White Ninja's unimpressive catch." So apparently you can't wear white after labor day? Who made this rule? Anyway, white ninja is going to be black ninja until the summer. Starting tomorrow. September 3, 2010 "White Ninja and the moose head" is the new comic. September 1, 2010 Latest comic is titled "Principal White Ninja stops a fight." August 30, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's sick plants." August 27, 2010 Dog + Peanut Butter = "White Ninja gives peanut butter to the dog". August 25, 2010 "White Ninja takes his family to France" is the latest comic. Enjoy. August 23, 2010 Beach time is running out (at least where we live)... how sad. To commemmorate: "White Ninja goes to the beach." August 20, 2010 Summer Travel Tip: If you pull out your pocket so it dangles at your hip, and then put your wallet in through the front of your pants, pick-pockets will be discouraged. Latest comic is titled "White Ninja saves on rent." August 18, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja mentos a young fan." August 16, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja's infected nipples." August 13, 2010 "White Ninja throws a get-together" is the new comic. August 11, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's old pants." August 9, 2010 New shirt is for sale. Check it out! Latest comic is titled "White Ninja saves lives." August 6, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja represents his country." August 4, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja is a bum." August 2, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja starts his day on the right foot." July 30, 2010 I'm finally starting to get Twitter. What a dumb thing it is... Here's our twitter page. New comic is "White Ninja is a saxophone wiz." July 28, 2010 Oh. Hi. There is a new comic and we titled it "White Ninja saves his failing marriage." July 26, 2010 "White Ninja speaks to science people" is the new comic. Enjoy it! July 23, 2010 There is a new comic and it is titled "White Ninja's caterpillar." July 21, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja has beers on the lawn." July 19, 2010 This is the best video on the internet. Click here. Thank you, you tube. New comic is called "White Ninja is effected by the poor economy." July 16, 2010 "White Ninja is suddenly attacked by nature" = new comic. July 14, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja spoons his son"... best title ever? July 12, 2010 Hey new comic day is here! It's "White Ninja has to go home early." July 9, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja speaks at a banquet." July 7, 2010 "White Ninja's giant mammaries" is the latest comic. July 5, 2010 Happy Birthday Americans. I hope this year will be better than the last. Love, White Ninja. New comic is called "White Ninja cooks a delicious brew." July 2, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja is in a cool band." June 30, 2010 Latest comic: "White Ninja and the desert of unquenchable thirst." Happy birthday Canada. You are over 140 years old. June 28, 2010 "White Ninja enters into a staring competition" is the new comic. June 25, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja gives a stimulating lecture." June 23, 2010 Hurricane season started this week. Just so you know. Latest comic is called "White Ninja kisses the ground." June 21, 2010 It's the longest day of the year today! Yay. Now it's all down hill from here on out. New comic is "White Ninja prefers kittens to cats." June 18, 2010 "White Ninja gets rich quick" is the latest comic. June 16, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja is an exhibitionist." June 14, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja has two hammers." June 11, 2010 New comic: "White Ninja gets caught looking." June 9, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja has to learn the hard way." June 7, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja pitches a video game." June 4, 2010 "White Ninja and a large alien" is the new comic. June 2, 2010 Newest comic is called "White Ninja wants the world to know." May 31, 2010 Holy moly! New fan arts! Take a look at the tatto that Chris got. Latest comic is called "White Ninja buys a guinea pig." May 28, 2010 To commemorate the release of the iPad in Canada today, check out this video. New comic is called "White Ninja's big rack." May 26, 2010 Check out our sweet new 'ADD THIS' feature under the comics. Finally! Now go read "White Ninja gets a thoughtful Christmas gift" (just in time for June) and add it if you feel like it... May 24, 2010 "White Ninja reaches his maximum height" is the new comic. May 21, 2010 Here is a new comic for you: "White Ninja goes on the grapefruit diet." May 19, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja doesn't get the girl." Everyone loves Big Foot. May 17, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja organizes a cock fight." May 14, 2010 Perhaps you didn't know this: in Canada we say the letter 'Z' as "zed," Americans say "zee". So, because we're Canadian, you have to say the comic title today as, "White Ninja has trouble catching Z(ed)'s." May 12, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja hangs out with the guys." May 10, 2010 "White Ninja makes pennies" is what the latest comic is called. May 7, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja eats hot soup on a cold day." May 5, 2010 Drat! I didn't get to say "May the Fourth be with you" to anyone yesterday. Brutal. New comic is called "White Ninja has a yard sale." May 3, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja is doing time for crime." Check out the preview of the upcoming White Ninja book at Amazon. April 30, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja is the fall of mankind." April 28, 2010 There is a new comic and it is called "White NInja sets his drink down." April 26, 2010 "White Ninja piggy-backs a horse" is the title of the new comic today. April 23, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja smells something poopy." April 21, 2010 White Ninja is covered in flies today. Have you bought yourself or loved ones the new White Ninja shirts yet? Well you should... April 19, 2010 Did you know that White Ninja has a twitter? It's true. New comic is called "White Ninja permits his son to have fun." April 16, 2010 "White Ninja and the rabbit on the counter" is what the newest comic adventure is named. Enjoy. April 14, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja a has a problem with a book." April 7, 2010 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja and the donkey-donk." April 5, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's itchy leg." April 2, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's incredibly safe pocket." March 31, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja celebrates St. Patrick's Day." March 29, 2010 So Scott wrote a rather hilarious/disturbing NEWS post today. Check it out. New comic is called "White Ninja offers aggressive kisses." March 26, 2010 We did an interview the other day for zu.com. Click here to read how funny we are! "White Ninja chugs homogenized milk" is the latest comic. March 24, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja is perfect, but confesses anyway." March 22, 2010 Newest comic is called "White Ninja is a criminal of nature." March 19, 2010 Hello friends. Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the slippery banana peel." March 15, 2010 The BIG DAY is here! White Ninja's 1000th Birthday Party! CLICK THE LINK above to enjoy the festivities. And don't forget to read the 1000th White Ninja comic: "White Ninja and the spicy ball of meat." March 12, 2010 Comic #999: "White Ninja goes canvassing." Check in on Monday to enjoy the biggest celebration of all time on the internet... White Ninja's 1000th Birthday!! You still have time to participate: CLICK HERE to get the details. March 10, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's friends jump to conclusion." March 8, 2010 Wowza! One week until White Ninja's 1000th Birthday! Send your birthday gifts to White Ninja! Read about it HERE. New comic is called "White Ninja is a ravenous vampire." March 5, 2010 White Ninja's 1000th birthday is next Monday!! READ ABOUT IT HERE! Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the crying baby." March 3, 2010 New shirts are up and are available for sale. Hooray! Go buy them. "White Ninja commits armed robbery" is the latest comic. March 1, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja and the real boy." February 26, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja is flattened." February 24, 2010 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja savors grapes." By the way, I was notified today that our sweet new shirts should be available in the Store this weekend. Hooray!! February 22, 2010 3 more weeks until we hit 1000 White Ninja comics. Holy crap. Latest comic is called "White Ninja's new low." February 19, 2010 The new comic is called "White Ninja and the great game of house." Those shirts should be up next week. February 17, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's horrible rash." Stupid rash. February 15, 2010 "White Ninja and the tiny little boy" is what the new comic is titled. Enjoy. Bye. February 12, 2010 Apologies for the late update. New comic is called "White Ninja and his sister discuss shapes." February 10, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja's disgusting facial hair." February 8, 2010 Welcome to Monday. The latest comic has been called "White Ninja brings something for show and tell." February 5, 2010 New comic is called "White Ninja avoids being bullied." February 3, 2010 Check out the latest NEWS post revealing the latest t-shirt designs! "White Ninja's small but complete family" is the latest comic. February 1, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja: the great white shark" ... We will be releasing a new shirt very soon that is loosely based on this hilarious new comic. CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEW SHIRT DESGIN! January 29, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja's shivering girlfriend." January 27, 2010 Latest comic is called "White Ninja drinks love potion." January 25, 2010 New comic is titled "White Ninja and his noble steed." PS. New shirts are coming soon! January 22, 2010 There is a fresh comic and it is called "White Ninja runs a fancy salon." January 20, 2010 "White Ninja is disciplined for using derogatory language" is the new comic. January 18, 2010 Today's comic is titled "White Ninja gets it all out in the open." January 15, 2010 Comic is called "White Ninja's son wants a new name." January 13, 2010 Latest comic has the name: "White Ninja eats a rotten egg." January 11, 2010 There is a new comic and it is titled "White Ninja 4 mayor." January 8, 2010 Didn't get what you want for Christmas? Why not buy some White Ninja merchandise instead? New comic is titled "White Ninja meets a dog-walker." January 6, 2010 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja gets his tongue pierced." January 4, 2010 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja concentrates to the max." January 1, 2010 First White Ninja comic of the decade is now up. Thanks for another great year! We truly apprecaite your support. Comic is called "The Adventures of Li'l White Ninja." December 30, 2009 Last comic of the decade is called "White Ninja graduates from high school." December 28, 2009 New comic is titled "White Ninja works at a theme park." December 25, 2009 I got a gift today from a friend: "Drawing Comics/Cartoons for Dummies." Are they trying to tell me something? Latest comic is called "White Ninja is a big tough man." PS. Christmas comics are lame. December 23, 2009 We couldn't decide on which title to use today so we compromised and used both... "White Ninja fries an egg / is cranky." December 21, 2009 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja refuses treatment." December 18, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja's son looks after him." December 16, 2009 "White Ninja hobbles" is the title of the latest comic. December 14, 2009 New comic is titled "White Ninja is double-dared." Get your Christmas orders in quick! Don't procrastinate! December 11, 2009 Not sure what happened, but the formatting of the comic was all messed up earlier. Sorry about that. It's now fixed. December 11, 2009 Check it out. A new comic! "White Ninja sucks" is what it is called. Hurry! Buy your White Ninja Christmas gifts now! Before it's too late! December 9, 2009 Hi friends, sorry for the late update. Our server was done for the day or so and I couldn't update. It is now fine. All is well. New comic is called "White Ninja scalps a potato." December 7, 2009 Ok, the shipping deadline is coming up soon... International orders must be made by December 8th. That's tomorrow! New comic is titled "White Ninja toasts bread." December 4, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the snake in his belly." December 2, 2009 It is now 23 days until Christmas! Make sure your White Ninja Christmas gifts get to you before Dec 25th! Click here for the best Christmas gifts on the planet and world. Did you know there is also a new comic today? Probably. It's called "White Ninja organizes a fan club." November 30, 2009 There is a new comic. We decided to title it "White Ninja and the bloody catastrophe." November 27, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja feeds his puppy." November 25, 2009 One month until Christmas! Yay! Don't forget the White Ninja Store shipping deadlines... Click here to make sure you get your presents in time! Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the fern." November 23, 2009 I have a cold. The new comic is called "White Ninja has the symptoms of a cold." November 20, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the eight-armed demon." November 18, 2009 Have you seen the new White Ninja t-shirt yet?? CLICK HERE. There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja can fit his fist in his mouth." November 16, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja balances work and kids and water." November 13, 2009 Christmas shipping deadlines are up. CLICK HERE to find out when you need to order your gifts by! New comic is called "White Ninja greets a new student." November 11, 2009 It's Rememberance Day today. Make sure to remember why we're all here. Latest comic is called "White Ninja's little weiner." November 9, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja saves the environment." November 6, 2009 Hey Kids! Did you see this?! We have a NEW SHIRT out and it is frickin sweet. Click here to check it out (and buy it). "White Ninja gets H1N1." Do you have your vaccine yet? November 4, 2009 We have a new comic and it is titled "White Ninja is a butthead." November 2, 2009 Wow, November already. After that comes December and that means Christmas. AND that means you should probably go stock up on all of your White Ninja gifts in the White Ninja Store! Latest comic is called "White Ninja is locked up in the pound." October 30, 2009 It is nearly All Hallow's Eve. The scariest night of the year. To commemorate we wrote this comic called "White Ninja has his methods." October 28, 2009 There is a comic today and it's titled "White Ninja has no patience for morons." October 26, 2009 Fresh new comic is called "White Ninja is in a band." October 23, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's views aren't represented." October 21, 2009 Know what? Ya, I thought so, there is a new comic up and it is titled "White Ninja and the bright star." October 19, 2009 There is a comic that we did. It is "White Ninja gives his stomach a knuckle samwich." October 16, 2009 We got a new comic and it's called "Even White Ninja knows better." October 14, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja holds a new born." October 12, 2009 Happy Turkey-Genocide-Day (in Canada)! New comic is titled "White Ninja's powerful arms and chest." October 9, 2009 It is October 9th and it snowed today. No it blizzarded. Stupid blizzards. New comic is called "White Ninja likes mushrooms." October 7, 2009 There is a new comic and it's called "White Ninja's dress." October 5, 2009 Text-dating is the next big thing. "White Ninja puts it all out there." October 2, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's dream house." September 30, 2009 Did you know that there is a new comic? Well, there is and it's called "White Ninja grandpa dies." September 28, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja's bumpy head." September 25, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's pet frog." Worst pet. Besides the Chia Pet. September 23, 2009 There is a new shirt for sale in the White Ninja Store! "Man punching a wizard in the face!" The new comic has been titled "White Ninja's questionable charity." September 21, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's gambling addiction." September 18, 2009 "White Ninja is a sword swallower" is the newest comic on this webcomic website about White Ninja. September 16, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja makes his GF cozy". Enjoy! September 14, 2009 "White Ninja is born"... today! September 11, 2009 Eerie anniversary today. New comic is titled "White Ninja the business tycoon." September 9, 2009 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja feeds an elephant." September 7, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja has no arms." September 4, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja is psychic." September 2, 2009 "White Ninja makes brownies" is the title of the new comic. August 31, 2009 Latest comic is titled "White Ninja quits smoking." New t-shirts are coming soon! Keep your eyes peeled! August 28, 2009 There is a new comic and we decided to call it "White Ninja is a smart businessman" because he is. Seriously. August 26, 2009 The new comic is called "White Ninja's awkward years." August 24, 2009 We've created a new Fan Art contest! Check it out in the NEWS section. There are some awesome prizes! Latest comic is titled "White Ninja goes to a baby shower." August 21, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja experiments with science." August 19, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the cocktail weenies." August 17, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja is a dunce." I tried to send out a couple newsletter via Notify List, but they appear to have not sent! What gives? I will post them on the website soon. August 14, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja and the nose honker." August 12, 2009 Latest comic is called "White Ninja's nose is too big." I have put up all of the old Cracked.com White Ninja comics up in the Archive Comics section (get to them by pushing PREV on the new comic)! August 10, 2009 Hey folks, sorry about the late update. My internet did not want to work. It is now ok I think. Enjoy the new comic, it's called "White Ninja shakes a branch." August 7, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja and the cheesy pizza." August 5, 2009 Wow wow wow. 900 comics. I can't believe that we have been funny 900 times. Can you? Can you even believe that there are 900 funny things in the whole world? Thank you to all of our readers. You guys are all wonderful and have excellent taste in comics. 900th comic is called "White Ninja has an empty stomach." August 3, 2009 We are dreaming up a new contest. Be ready for a newsletter this week. If you aren't already signed up to the newsletter then CLICK HERE. Latest comic is called "White Ninja's driftwood." July 31, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja has the bubonic plague. July 29, 2009 Check out the NEWS section for our Comic-Con video. It is hilarious! Latest comic is called "White Ninja is asked for a cigarette." July 27, 2009 Well, SanDiego, it was a slice. But now we must head home. Thanks to everyone who came out and said hello and a special extra thanks to everyone who gave us their money! You are the best! If you couldn't get what you wanted at Comic-Con, don't forget to check out the White Ninja Store! Also, we made a hilarious White Ninja in Comic-Con VIDEO. It will be on the website very soon! Latest comic is called "White Ninja belongs in prison. July 22, 2009 SCOTT AND KENT ARE IN SAN DIEGO FOR COMIC-CON UNTIL SUNDAY. COME DOWN AND VISIT US AT BOOTH 1231. WE WILL BE AT THE DAYFREE PRESS BOOTH WITH QUESTIONABLE CONTENT, DR MCNINJA, SAM & FUZZY, AND WONDERMARK. PENNY ARCADE, PVP, DUMBRELLA, AND CYANIDE & HAPPINESS ARE CLOSE BY. WE WILL HAVE T-SHIRTS, BOOKS, AND WHITE NINJA DOLLS FOR SALE. WE WILL ALSO BE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, PAINTING FACES AND DRAWING PICTURES (OF DINOSAURS AND SPIDERMAN AND ROCKETS) FOR FREE! YAY. HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE. July 20, 2009 So we'll be heading to Comic-Con tomorrow. Come out and see us if you are anywhere near San Diego! Comic updates will continue as usual. New comic is called "White Ninja wants a tiny bite." July 17, 2009 Getting close to Comic-Con now! We will be there next Wednesday. Come and visit us if you will be there! Latest comic is called "Mysterious circumstances surround White Ninja's death" July 15, 2009 Not sure why the comic looks like we scanned it on an Etch-a-Sketch... must have had it set to the "Etch-a-Sketch" mode. Oh well, new comic is called "White Ninja and the triangle." July 13, 2009 Why is the number 13 such a big deal? I live in a building with no 13th floor and the top floor is the 14th floor - making it really the 13th. What is up with that?? Anyways, there is a comic and it is called "White Ninja is such a bachelor." July 10, 2009 Today's comic we've called "White Ninja and the poisonous scorpion." Did you know that we will be at Comic-Con in 2 weeks? Will you be there TOO?? July 8, 2009 New comic is titled "White Ninja and the open-mouthed gator." July 6, 2009 The Creators of White Ninja (Scott and Kent) will be in San Diego for COMIC-CON July 22-26th with our Dayfree Press friends. If you are nearby, come and say hello! Latest comic is called "White Ninja and the riding mower." July 3, 2009 There is a new comic and it is called "White Ninja takes his temperature." July 1, 2009 Today is Canada's Birthday. Canada is 142 years old. To commerate this special day we wrote the following comic: "White Ninja is a bat monster." June 29, 2009 Today is a special day. Why? Because there is a new White Ninja comic! And it is called "White Ninja doesn't udnerstand personal space." June 26, 2009 New comic is called "White Ninja is the pinnacle of evolution." June 24, 2009 Do you read White Ninja's TWITTER? Cuz it is super funny. So you probably should if you like to laugh. Latest comic is called "White Ninja drives sober." June 22, 2009 The new comic is dedicated to Father's Day. It is called "White Ninja plays 'catch'." Also, I just read Friday's comic again - "White Ninja and the large cucumber" and it is now probably one of my favorite comics ever. I didn't realize how funny it is. If you want to laugh, I suggest you read it again too.